I’m working on a brand new product innovation I’m referring to as “Marty’s Lemony-lime®.”

It takes me a few weeks to perfect this special breed of fruit, but certainly eliminates the need to purchase lemons and limes separately at the grocery store.

If you’d like to buy one of Marty’s Lemony-limes®, I’ll sell this one to you for a very special limited-time offer of $9.99! (Perhaps I should call this a “very limited-time offer,” because this guy is getting greener by the day.)